Size and its Matters

Artist: DropKick Murphys
Song: Cadence To Arms
Comments: Nice Celtic-Punk band. Buy em!

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'Size doesn't matter'. Its true according to at least one article that cites research wherein a blindfolded tramp couldn't tell the difference between a 2', 4' and 6' member! No wonder my short (prolly in more ways than one :D) buddy resorts to BDSM, of which blindfolding is a big part. This post, however, is not overly concerned with the accuracy of size statements suchlike or the tactful use of kink to overcome its shortcomings. What it addresses is the lack of brain size ahem power among the expatriat Indian populace in Britan. So the BBC broadcast-ed some juvenile findings on the size of the average Indian member which concluded it to be an inch or two lesser than the average denizen of the earth to which our desi brethren took much offense to and held protests online and outside the BBC offices accusing the reputed media enclave of perpetrating racism.

In this case, the adjudication is most clearly with the BBC. It is common knowledge that Indians and most other Asians have a smaller build, the reasons for which may be genetics and poverty (that results in under-nutrition). Logic says that a smaller build = smaller member, which gives much credence to the research findings. Why then accuse the (western) media of partisanship and hint at Paksitani conspiracies! Address the issue at hand v.i.z tailor making condoms for the Indian size to avoid tears. Refusing to change condom sizes is like jogging in Micheal Jordan's shoes to prove a point! You're the one who'll end up not enjoying the jog! :-)

A related article cites a person of North Indian origin blaming the rest of India for bringing down the average size. Aaaahh!! Another (educated) racist, cowbelt yokel tub-thumping the North superiority cause! Well, FUCK YOU!! The latest national Human Development Index (HDI) gives the first three positions to the south!! Also, the top 10 in the list features ALL the five southern states! That basically translates to the north being poor(er) --> under-nutrition --> small(er) brains, brawns and loins! QED bitches. Now enjoy the Music. And read my disclaimer.

Artist: DropKick Murphys
Song: Shipping up to Boston.
Comments: Feature on 'The Departed' soundtrack.

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